darksnowflakes:

Yes, I asked doubleleaf to draw me drunk pole-dancing Edward! xD

But poor Connor and Haytham are not impressed as I am! lol

dA link: http://doubleleaf.deviantart.com/art/pole-dancing-Edward-373215028

May the Kenway family never stop pole-dancing on my dash. Ever.

Things…

• Work is simultaneously the most exciting and most stressful thing in my life right now, and despite the opportunities this presents that I am doggedly pursuing, it actually makes me feel even more depressed about it than I already am.
• My doctor offered to up my dosage but I refused for the time being. I now regret this decision as I’ve been feeling like utter crap these last couple of weeks and driving myself a bit nuts. My motivation has gone to pot again…
• Contrary to all logic and the adoption of a more objective mindset, I’m still really really upset that Boy doesn’t want to see me anymore. We had a good week last week, lots of banter and fun, a slightly maddening lunch and hilariously drunken half-hour on Thursday afternoon, but I still find myself avoiding the basement as much as possible and hearing people talk about him, especially when it’s always in such a positive light, puts me on edge. It’s horrible. I’m never dating anyone at work ever, ever again. I also hate how attached I obviously became to him in such a short space of time. I hate my brain so much right now.
• On a more positive note, I am absolutely loving the new crime drama Hannibal! Beautifully shot and most definitely on the right side of uncomfortably freaky, it is taking all my willpower not to stream the whole thing online and wait for it to air over here in the UK each week instead. I want to read Red Dragon and The Silence of the Lambs.
• I also want to read Inferno by Dan Brown asap. I am not ashamed.
• This season’s Game of Thrones is boring me stupid and I find myself not really caring about it anymore. It’s strange really. A Storm of Swords was easily the best book. I did enjoy naked Gendry this week though.
• I am absolutely loving Haytham, my new Macbook Air. He’s so beautiful… I need to buy a cover for him.
• The Opening Line is going really well, long may it reign! We’ve had so many good submissions and I love how varied they have been and how talented some of the writers are.

That’s my life right now. Despite all the stuff that is so obviously going on, I feel oddly empty.

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I once crawled into my nan’s bed, went for a nap and then woke up and believed that I was dreaming and announced it to my nan, who went along with it. Sometimes I do think back to then and wonder if I am still dreaming, and if I ever woke up from that nap I took so long ago. You know… in my more philosophical moments.

openinglineliteraryzine:

Opening Line is an online literary magazine designed to promote unpublished writers and illustrators, and authors who are just about to embark on their first public release.

We all know how hard it is to get your voice heard when hundreds of other writers are shouting just as loudly, if not louder. Opening Line aims to provide a cohesive visual megaphone for those attempting to break through the din. The hope is that your submission will draw the attention of a readership who may have otherwise not known you.

We welcome all genres and formats. Whether you pen poetry or short stories, or prefer to send us an illustration or a novel excerpt, Opening Line has a place for you.

Submissions to Opening Line are free: we do not and will never ask for contributions from writers.

Our first issue is due for publication on 1ST JULY 2013.

We accepts submissions for our website on an on-going basis, but if you would like to submit for our monthly magazine, each issue has a theme.

The theme of our first issue is : BEGINNINGS.

If you are submitting to the magazine, please have your entry sent to us by 10th June 2013.

Please read our Submissions and Copyright Guidelines first. 

Our website: http://www.openingline.org/

If you have any questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us.

berunov:

Logo may improve with time.

Oh my gosh… the Kenway Pole Dancing Club is actually a valid AU now? With a logo and everything?!

I am so ready for this!

I have a shiny shiny new Macbook Air.

I’ve named it Haytham. It is beautiful!

It is taking for-flippin’-ever to transfer all my music, photos and documents over though.

hapfairy:

kobrakaiii:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

you know how a lot of pop songs talk about being a teen and listening to radio head well i dont think ive ever listened to radio head and i dont relate to that

i can’t stand radiohead lol

Surely that’s because the people writing the songs were teenagers at the time that Radiohead was most popular?

Radiohead are amazing ♥ The one band I will always, always be in the mood to listen to. Their music never fails to help calm me down, helps me sleep, soundtracks my highs, my lows and yet remains untainted and new, exciting and relevant. I listened to Radiohead incessantly throughout my teens and still continue to do so, now well into my twenties. I will listen to Radiohead for the rest of my life.

carstairsangel:

• When not all the books in the series are the same height.
• When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
• When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
• When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
• Basically just books.
• God damn them.